All tickets have been transferred over from 26/04/25 ('Sleeping With Beauty' - That show sadly could not go ahead)
Jack Off The Beanstalk (18+)
Jack’s hard… on his luck! After playing with more than just his beans, he’s got a giant problem on his hands (and not the fun kind!) 😈
When the rent boy Fleshlight calls and there’s no cash to spare, Jack’s brother Thick Twatt and his mother, Dame Twatt are left clutching their sagging udders with nothing left in their coin purse! 🌱
With the help of Fairy Bean Flick’s magic wand, will Jack use his chopper, rise to the occasion and beat off the giant, or will he cum up short? 💦
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★★★★★ “An absolute banger and must see!” - Review 2025
★★★★★ “Comedy genius from a must-see show” - Review 2024
★★★★★ “Absolutely hilarious. Didn’t stop laughing my cheeks were aching!” - Review 2024
★★★★★ “Knicker-wettingly funny” - Review 2024
18+ Strongly Advised
Friday 27 February 2026 - 7.30pm
Tickets: Premium £29 and Standard £26.50
The prices above include all Booking & Moneyhandling Fees and are the total price you will pay
Pre-show dining is available at this show, please call us on 01394 336336 if you would like to book a table